JAM Ke Baarah Baj Gaye…
India is 60, JAM is 12. Let’s celebrate! A lot of you will pick up this issue, be terribly amused with the content, and then pass on gently into the rest of your lives. Little will you ever know the...
View ArticleMAXIMUS STUPIDUS: DRIVE SLOW, HUMP AHEAD
It’s been sixty years since the first light of freedom shone down upon our sleeping nation, causing irritated citizens to draw the curtains and go back to sleep. Keeping this patriotic spirit in mind,...
View ArticlePROMOTING DEMOCRACY
If this was ten years ago and I was scripting a Bollywood movie I would only refer to them as “The Enemy” or “Those villains from across the border”. They never really came out and said who they were...
View ArticleThe League of Towel “Phiksers”
The League of Towel Phiksers With the latest development in IPL, they have now decided to make a change for the next instalment of the series. Probably Dawood Ibrahim will sponsor his own team next...
View ArticleHave Sex. You’re *&$@^%(Married)
India is my country. All Indians are my brothers and sisters. To people who did not go to school—this is a crash course of our national pledge. It basically states that in our country, all the dudes...
View ArticleSafar ka Suffer – species on the local train.
It took me four weeks weak analysis, to finally finish my thesis on types of travellers. You are bound to encounter the different varieties that I have identified, one time or the other. Here’s the...
View ArticleI Don’t Believe in the Gods of Cricket
They say, if one man worships something imaginary—its madness; but, if many men worship something imaginary—its religion. And the people who do not believe in these ‘make believe’ tales are branded...
View Article“Veeru Commits Suicide Using Jai’s Belt”
Welcome to the age of headlines! Media generates captions so dramatic, that people instantly turn and say “What the…” Of course since it’s the news it doesn’t matter if the newsline makes sense or...
View ArticleSuarez bites, Italy exits and twitterati get witty
Italy started the football world cup as one of the contenders to win the coveted cup. But it seemed like a hungry Luis Suarez and team Uruguay had other plans. Italy tried its best at playing a great...
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